i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
you never un-have a 4some
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