Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
pray to the hookup gods
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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