sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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