omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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