I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize