After last night, I could never be a politician.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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