So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm bleeding and have questions
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
