no you cant smoke seaweed
Someone shattered a urinal.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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