you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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