At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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