who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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