i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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