Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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