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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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