She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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