trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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