i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I know her cup size but not her name....
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