wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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