I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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