Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
