Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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