I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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