You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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