whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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