just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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