It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Your penis caused this!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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