she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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