look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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