ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
