He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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