what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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