he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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