why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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