they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we made out on top of his cat.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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