I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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