she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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