Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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