Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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