windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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