he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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