I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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