too bad you live with your parents still
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So squirting runs in the family.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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