Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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