I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
