you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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