i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When did angry sex become our thing?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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