Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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