First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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