I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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