I wanna passion pit in your ass
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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