sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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