apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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