Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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